Overheard at the Casa (take 2.X)

Back by popular demand, here's what a fly on a wall might hear on any given day in these here parts...

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What's that mama? A gorilla? Are you wearing a gorilla? (Referencing my faux fur collar on my winter coat)

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(Someone sneezes at restaurant) God bless you honey! I mean, God bless you my friend!

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It's rough, mama. It's real rough. (Whenever she doesn't want to do something, like nap.)

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G: I don't like home!! I don't like home anymore. 

M: you don't? Where do you like?

G: I want to go back to Nonna's!

M: oh...does Nonna let you do whatever you want?

G: yes.

M: really? Ok then. Let's ask her...

G: no! Wait! I like home now mama!

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G: (puts clip in her hair) How I look? Gooood? Do I look beautiful?

M: you're beautiful because God made you! You were born beautiful!

G: no, I was borned in the airport. 

M: (silence)

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M: listen here, little lady...

G: no! I don't want to be a lady!! 

Sigh.

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(Reading anything she doesn't have memorized)

Oh! This says "Mommy (or daddy) I LOVE you!"

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(Seeing a package that was delivered for daddy) 

Oh oh oh! This is a BIG ONE! It's a tower!!! No! A mountain!!

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(Upon seeing me come back from a quick trip outside.) I'm all done picking my nose! Wanna see my mirror?

Fabulous.

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And that's all for this edition. I'm sure we will be back. Quite positive.